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How to Grow a Mali

          Good afternoon, everyone! In this tutorial I'm going to teach you how to grow a Mali, if you read this carefully, sooner rather than later you will be able to spend some time along your very own.

To begin your preparations you must gather all the important materials. You will need a Mali seed or sapling, this will be of your preference, I began with a sapling; a big planter; a large, bright window, Mali will prefer the indoors, but she needs some outside access to grow beautifully and wild; and at last, some rocks, this are usually used for drainage, but in this process you use them because Mali's really enjoy rocks.

Place your Mali sapling and cover with fresh, non-capitalist soil. Water generously with the liquid of your choice, but personally I suggest beginning every morning with a cup of brewed coffee, sparkling water throughout the course of the day and eventually a glass of wine, maybe a drink of bourbon, depending on the day some beer is welcome too.

A Mali will need space. They prefer being free to grow at their own pace, their own rhythm, under no pressure. Check the soil every now and then, they have the tendency of not letting you know if they need you, be there if it seems appropriate. It's okay to see weed growing around, don't remove it, as they will be consumed happily by your Mali.

Always play music for your Mali. They detest silence and will fight it, talk to Mali, but if you must be silent, play a variety of albums, audiobooks or musicals, Malis have a wide range of tastes in these, so suggest new things. Don't forget to place books around your Mali, she will pick out her favorites quickly and will need them nearby, but always provide new ones. Like I said, variety.

Your Mali will grow luscious and great, she will make afternoons peaceful and mornings exciting, even if you usually hate them. Malis aren't recommended for houses with small children, though once they grow up, they can appreciate them from time to time. They go excellent in houses with cats. Mali's laughs will resonate even in the dullest of houses and make them glow. Thorns may sting reckless handlers, but this won't be on purpose, this is just a Mali's nature.

So good luck on growing your own Mali, a very rare species that blooms only once but stays amazing always. 

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